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World press freedom jokes bubble by #iLoreley

 Posted on May 3, 2019      by #iLoreley
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Today is the World Press Freedom Day so here is the jokes bubble of the day! #iLoreley

Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light-bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
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